Oh mighty watermelon, the queen of all summertime fruit, we bow before your juicy sweetness. We thump away searching for the very best among your patch. (Or we just apply the Watermelon SPF 45+ sunblock and save the actual melon for a delicious summertime snack.)
WARNING: Application of the Watermelon SPF 45+ Sun Block may induce flashbacks of picnics and beautiful summertime memories from your past. If the flashbacks begin to fade this may be an indication for the need to reapply more Watermelon Sun Block.